I have spend the past two weeks suspended in limbo, waiting for the final chemo session early next month. In the meantime, I have very little work and very little energy so my tired body creeps through the days as slowly as the minute hand makes its way around the face of the clock.
I am the mushroom platypus thing in the middle. See the resemblance?
I keep rebuilding my perception of reality only to have it knocked out from under me and having to start again. There is a limit to the number of times one can do that, but the alternative is hiding under the blankets until pigs fly, hell freezes over and Trump grows a conscience, none of which is likely to happen any time soon. Well, given advances in plastic surgery and aerodynamics, the pig thing might happen, and global warming is bringing us closer and closer to the possibility of frosty hell, but I’d bet my last Pop-Tart that Donny will never grow up. So I choose to get up each morning, ignore the tangerine-tinted buffoon, and try again.
The Pop-Tart Philosophy
Tragedy and/or trauma bring on the five stages of mourning as the psyche tries to absorb and cope with loss. That mourning has five stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. I had assumed the scenario goes something like this:
Monday: Don’t be silly. We still have plenty of Pop-Tarts.
Tuesday: Damn! Some douche canoe ate the last Pop-Tart.
Wednesday: I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a Pop-Tart today.
Thursday: I’ll never have another Pop-Tart. How can I go on?
Friday: At least I got to enjoy the Pop-Tarts of the past.
But it doesn’t. It’s a messy, unpredictable tangle of what the human heart and brain can and cannot deal with. I still hover between denial and depression. Most of the time, my reflection either startles or saddens me. More recently, there is anger, and along with anger comes fear, or maybe because of fear there is anger. Bargaining has not happened and is unlikely. Who would I bargain with and what would I offer? And acceptance? How can I accept something that cannot be defined? How do I plan for the future when I don’t know if I will have one?
We watched Erin Brockovich a few days ago, and I know it’s idiotic, but I found myself resenting the sick people because at least they could blame the gods of corporate greed for their trouble. There’s nobody to blame for my situation, not even myself. So far, at least, I’d been able to meditate my way past those feelings of frustration and helplessness. But then I did a stupid thing. I binge watched some old episodes of Grey’s Anatomy, unfortunately the part where Izzy gets cancer. But her scenario was adorned in delightful Hollywood optimism. Not only did she survive death, within a month her hair had grown back and she insisted on scrubbing in on a five hour surgery, with only a couple of bites of banana to sustain her. Izzy, you go, girl! If only I had your strength.
The next morning, I woke up so depressed that not even a cocktail of yoga, meditation, Xanax and Pop-Tarts could snap me out of it. I’ve been bald for five months already, and my hair won’t be coming back anytime soon. As my frustration grows, my patience wears thin. If one more smug person smiles at me and says, “Don’t worry. It’ll grow back,” I may have to plunge a fork in your eye. Consider that fair warning. I know you mean well, but please be aware that a person who has cancer is not just dealing with contradictions on the scale of the Grand Canyon, e.g., you can’t even feel the disease while the treatment is making you very sick. That person is also trying to deal with the limits of their own mortality, trying to get up each day knowing there is a silent, greedy killer lurking in their cells, a dormant volcano on the molecular level. Round and round the mulberry bush we go, never knowing when the weasel might pop.
But while anger and frustration fuel me, they are exhausting. I have to find a way to make peace, peace in my thoughts, peace in my words, peace in my heart. I suppose that’s what they mean by acceptance: serenity, courage and wisdom. I will keep trying.