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Don’t Mess with the Unicorn

Lisa Edmunds unicorn rainbow mane

I happened to walk in on the Unicorn.
Unannounced.
She was combing her shimmering mane
And polishing her horn
In preparation for New Years shenanigans.
She looked at me.
She was not pleased.
I wasn’t being nosy.
I just happened to walk in.
I didn’t know she was in the room.
I apologized.
A lot.
She said it was all right.
I was not to worry.
It could happen to anyone.
And then this happened.

burnt unicorn

Do you know what’s worse than a burnt unicorn?

A whole herd of burnt unicorns.

burnt unicorns

Don’t mess with the Unicorn.

Happy 2018.
It will be better than 2017.
I promise.
But please
Be safe, be careful.

Don’t mess with the Unicorn.

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