There was a man on the train this morning carrying an umbrella that was designed to look like a rifle. It had a fake wooden stock complete with trigger and trigger guard, the umbrella part was printed with a camouflage pattern, the tip even had a muzzle and a sight. I bet he looked out the window this morning and thought, “Shoot!* It’s raining. I guess I’ll need my gunbrella.”I couldn’t stop staring at it. The guy looked otherwise normal, but I just couldn’t imagine wanting to own such a thing, much less carry it around in public. Talk about passive aggressive. Who comes up with these things?
*See what I did there?