Join Me: Stamp Out Backhoe Sex

When I looked out the window this morning at 8:00 there was only one.

By 8:30 there were two.

PENTAX DIGITAL CAMERAWho knew backhoes were hermaphroditic?

Look at them cuddling and cooing, in public no less. Have they no shame?

They must have skulked off for a quick snog because by 9:00 they had produced a chain saw. The lovely tree in the foreground is now kindling.

no backhoeJoin the Anti Backhoe Public Sex League. Our manifesto:

1. All backhoes should be spayed or neutered before they are allowed out in public.

2. Backhoes shall not be permitted to touch themselves or others of their kind at any time.

3. All backhoes shall be required to encase their limbs in latex at all times.

Accept the manifesto. These things matter.

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