A Tale of the Over-Sized

I was in 41C, on the aisle, nearly at the back of the plane. The middle seat was empty. It was almost time for departure when a large man, not tall but quite round, came lumbering down the aisle.

Honestly, I think airplane passengers should be sorted by size rather than economic advantage. Of course, that means I will be banished to cattle class for all eternity, but at least I’ll be stashed back there with other small people. I figured this man, when he started to relax, would spill over into my seat and I’d end up spending the flight with my head hanging out in the aisle, where I’d be buffeted by the beverage cart and arrive in Tokyo battered and bruised and in a very bad mood.

Judging by the man’s looks and dress, I guessed he was something Southeast Asian, Indonesian perhaps, or Malaysian. I glanced at the tiny seat and briefly considered offering to move over. When a young man on a plane in Germany came hobbling down the aisle on crutches, I did that without thinking, and even asked one of my colleagues sitting behind us to help with the crutches.

This man was carrying an over-sized souvenir bag from KYOTO, which he tossed into the overhead bin and in so doing nearly whacked me in the face with the over-sized briefcase he had slung over his shoulder. I pushed it away, annoyed, and got up to let him sit down. He put the briefcase on the floor for a moment, but it did not fit under the seat and left no space for his feet, so he picked it up again and put it in his lap. Then he unzipped it, stuck both hands inside it, and started fiddling with something.

I figured the cabin attendant would come along and make him put the briefcase away, but when she came for the final seat belt check, she stopped at the row ahead of us and turned back toward the front of the plane. “That’s odd,” I thought. The man continued to fiddle.

A little later, another attendant came from the back of the plane. I tried to catch her eye, but she turned away after checking the row behind us. The man continued to fiddle.

What the hey? Are they in cahoots? But how is that possible? I remembered noticing the man, the only one in the airport not wearing a suit, chatting with someone in the stand-by lounge, so no one could have known until a few minutes before that he would even be on the flight.

The plane started to taxi. The man adjusted his position in the seat and his case opened slightly. I glimpsed a string of beads. Then I glanced over his shoulder and saw that the sun was setting. Ah. Mystery solved. But if he was such a good Muslim, why was he flushed and smelling ever so slightly of alcohol? Or could it have been fruit juice?

The man finished fiddling, zipped the briefcase, piled his over-sized arms on top of it, closed his eyes, and didn’t budge for the rest of the flight.

A lot of things went through my head. Was I wrong to think he might be up to something? What possible political or religious motivation could there be for causing trouble on a domestic flight full of suits? But if I see a situation where there is potential for something VERY BAD to happen, don’t I have a moral obligation to try to prevent it? At the same time, don’t I also have a moral obligation to mind my own bloody business?

I even tried to look at it from his point of view. Perhaps he felt more comfortable breaking airline rules than praying openly. And it all worked out well for me. With his arms on the case instead of crowding me off the armrest, I was spared the attack of the beverage cart.

In the end, it was a non-event, a confluence of coincidental circumstances, a simple case of over-sized imagination on my part. Thank goodness.


4 thoughts on “A Tale of the Over-Sized”

  1. Thank goodness or you wouldn’t have got to write this post. Which I love BTW. I can feel your angst and I would have had much the same. It is odd how frozen we get in trying to do the ‘right’ thing.
    Row mates on planes – wooh don’t get me started.

  2. I love the way you delicately take us through a situation in your mind allowing us to have the experience, our own outrage and struggle roiling inside, and gently let us down making us more human and examining ourselves in a new light. We are not alone in our frustrations, or prejudices, or needs to be kind and belong.

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