Pet peeve #4627: Guys who wear their keys on the outside of their pants, like there isn’t enough noise in the world already. Maybe they do that because they can’t afford red sports cars.
Goofy t-shirt of the day: “About”. About what? About time? About face? About to buy a Starbuck’s mocha latte? About to do a cartwheel while whistling Dixie?
Speaking of being athletic, do the roller skating babies in the Evian ads bother anyone else? I find them deeply disturbing.
OK. Not my best post, but there’s a rather violent typhoon on the way so I’m housebound and getting twitchy. Must find something useful to do.