I had to take the bus to work today and the stop I get off at on the way home is called Nichidaiseibutsushigenkagakubumae. What an awful name for a bus stop. I was sitting at the front and everyone stared at me as I made my way back to the exit. They were thinking, “What kind of idiot gets off at a stop with such a stupid name?”
Hardcore slurpers (see August 14) at the noodle shop today, and the guy behind me let out two hearty belches when he was done. I guess if you’re going to suck in that much air, you have to let it out somehow, but honestly, he couldn’t wait until he was outside? Men are such pigs.